When is a Cracker not a snack? - Veronica's Snacks

When is a cracker not a snack?

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Its Christmas cracker time of year and here at Veronica snacks HQ we are cracking up at some of these silly jokes.


What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?

What happens when you eat Christmas tree decorations?
You get tinsel-itus!

Who is never hungry at Christmas?
The turkey – he’s always stuffed!

What’s brown and creeps around the house?
Mince spies!

When is a Cracker not a snack?
When it is a Christmas cracker!

Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas?
No, you can have turkey like everyone else


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